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Cool things people have said and then some.

"This is going to suck but it won't this is going to rock." ~Miranda
 
"You and I are bisexual in the way Glam Rock is Bisexual." ~Crocky
 
"COOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMME WHHHAAAAAAAAAT May" ~ Me and Miranda
 
"You're so FAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR AWAY!!" ~ The kids.
 
"Karma? She'd thought that was a chain of overpriced record Store." ~ Don
 
"You're a Tom Boy but I don't know you're a tom boy with a Tiara." ~ Miranda
 
"These are the days of Miracle and Wonder." ~ Paul Simon
 
"Don't even fucking mention boots to me. Got that?" ~Lano Suicide Kings
 
"I Was raised by a cup of coffee." ~HomStar
 
"It rocks to be Irish!" ~ Chris Family Guy
 

"You know who would be great on the "Brother Where Art Thou" Soundtrack; Adam Sandler"~The Roommate.

"Its like what my Grandma Always said "Why buy the cow when you can get the sex for free." Of course she became a lesbian on her 60th Birthday." ~Brody "Mall Rats"

"Oh God! The Dead are Rising and Voting Republican!!" ~ Bart "The Simpsons"

"Never Trust A HAL 9000" ~Beastie Boys

"Quiet Frankly, I don't give a --Radio Edit-- what the general public think" ~Sid Vicious

"Buying books, selling books, reading books, trading books, burning books." ~Roommate

"Don't let a stipper dance near you dingle."
 
~Bob Oblongs

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